1)Is it as cunning as a fox what used to be Professor of Cunning at Oxford University but has moved on and is now working for the U.N. at the High Commission of International Cunning Planning?
-Blackadder Back & Forth

2)Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?
-Donnie Darko

3)You don't frighten us with your silly knees-bent running around advancing behavior! - Monty python and the holy grail guessed by Post-Lit

4)Defiant till the end, huh?... But you won't cry like him, will you? You're not afraid of death. You're like me.
-V for Vendetta

5)Beautiful thing, the destruction of words.
-1984

6)I've thought of a wonderful present for you... Shall I give you despair?
-Final Fantasy VII

7)Remember what happened to Galileo? They threw him in jail because he said the earth was not the center of the universe. That could happen to us.
-Final Fantasy - The spirits within

8)What the hell are you doing out here, Fred? Fred, if you're real, you better tell me right now! I am Legend, guessed by Narutohinatafan.

9)...you wouldn't see a subtle plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on top of a harpsichord, singing "Subtle plans are here again!"
-Blackadder's Christmas Carol

10)Stwike him, Centuwion. Stwike him vewy wuffly!
-Monty Python's Life of Brian

Rules:
1. Pick 10 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDB and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guess it and the movie.
5. When you guess, try not to cheat and use IMDB search functions!


1)Is it as cunning as a fox what used to be Professor of Cunning at Oxford University but has moved on and is now working for the U.N. at the High Commission of International Cunning Planning?

2)Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?

3)You don't frighten us with your silly knees-bent running around advancing behavior! - Monty python and the holy grail guessed by Post-Lit

4)Defiant till the end, huh?... But you won't cry like him, will you? You're not afraid of death. You're like me.

5)Beautiful thing, the destruction of words.

6)I've thought of a wonderful present for you... Shall I give you despair?

7)Remember what happened to Galileo? They threw him in jail because he said the earth was not the center of the universe. That could happen to us.

8)What the hell are you doing out here, Fred? Fred, if you're real, you better tell me right now! I am Legend, guessed by Narutohinatafan.

9)...you wouldn't see a subtle plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on top of a harpsichord, singing "Subtle plans are here again!"

10)Stwike him, Centuwion. Stwike him vewy wuffly!

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1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you said?
...

2. When is the next time you will make out?
......

3. What's a word that rhymes with "LUCK"?
Duck

4. What's your favorite planet?
Earth. ^^

5. Who's the 4th person on your missed calls list?
No idea. I lost my phone charger.

6. What is your favorite ring tone on your phone?
I don't have one.

7. What shirt are you wearing right now?
A boring plain white t-shirt.

8. What do you "label" yourself as?
erm...I'm not sure. Never really thought about it.

9. Name the brand of shoes you're currently wearing?
I'm barefoot at the moment.

10. Bright or dark room?
Depends.

11. What do you think about the person who last took the survey?
A good friend. ^^

12. If you're alone in a room with two beds, which one do you sleep on?
Either.

13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Talking on DA chat probably.

14. What did your last text message you received on your mobile say?
No idea. I lost my phone charger.

15. What just so happens to be the best song in the world?
It changes.

16. What's a word or phrase that you say a lot?
...

17. Who told you they loved you last?
erm, i can't remember.

18. Last furry thing you touched?
Does the carpet count?

19. How many drugs have you done in the past 3 days?
Caffeine

20. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?
None.

21. Favorite age you have been so far?
16 is the best so far.

22. Your worst enemy?
I don't really have any enemies.

23. What is your current desktop picture?
Stonehenge.

24. What is the last thing you said to someone?
"meh"

25. Do you love someone?
Lots of people.

26. Last song you listened to?
erm...I can't remember.

27. If the last person you spoke to on the phone was getting shot at what would you do?
Phone the police, I guess.


28. Do you do the games in the ads on myspace?
I don't use myspace.

29. What are your favorite PJ's?
...

30. What do you do when you pass graveyards?
Walk through, and read the graves along the path.

31. Have you ever seen a shooting star?
Yeah.

32. How old do you think you'll live to be?
70/80+ (hopefully)

33. Your favourite website?
DA. ^^

34. List five things you want to do in your lifetime:
*Go to Japan
*Travel on the trans-siberian railway
*Go to India
*Visit all the countries in Europe
*See the northern lights.

35. What do you put on your hamburgers?
I don't really have them that often.

36. Do you eat raw hot dogs?
No.

37. Do you like sushi?
I haven't tried it before.

38. How much salad dressing do you put on your salad?
I don't really use salad dressing.

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1. Name?: Rob

2. Age?: 16

3. boy / girl?: Boy

4. Straight, gay, lesbian, bi?: Straight.

5. Kissed a girl?: ....

6. Kissed a guy?: No.

7. Are you perverted?: Nope.

8. What is your favourite thing to submit under on DA?: Written, though I've only submitted one piece.

9. What do you do in that category?: Fantasy, or the only one piece I have submitted was fantasy.

10. Give one perverted thought:...

11. Are you being honest about these questions?: Yes.

12. Are you sure?: Definately.

13. who is you favorite anime character?:I don't really have one.

14. Is the quiz embarrassing you?: Not really.

15. Do you want it to end?: Meh

N A T I O N A L I T Y Q U I Z

○● B R I T I S H ○●
[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] Its football...not soccer.
[x] You believe the correct way to spell ‘Color’; is ‘Colour’, and 'Centre.'

Total: 5

○● A U S T R A L I A N ○●
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] (sometimes) You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard Barbie.
[ ] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[ ] You love the beach.
[ ] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something.

Total: 0

○● I T A L I A N ○●
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[ ] You are under 5'10".
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[ ] You talk with your hands.

Total: 2

○● S P A N I S H ○●
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish or some.
[ ] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[x] You know what platanos are.

Total: 2

○● R U S S I A N ○●
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[ ] You get short tempered.
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[ ] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 2

○● I R I S H ○●
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[x] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L. *oy.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the colour green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty’s day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have red hair.
[x] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get together always include drinking and singing.

Total: 4

○● A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N ○●
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[x] You know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[ ] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can sing gospel.

Total: 2

○● A S I A N ○●
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[ ] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at maths.
[ ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.

Total: 2

○● G E R M A N ○●
[X] You like bread.
[X] You think German Chocolate is good.
[x] You speak some German.
[X] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you.
[ ] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2.

Total: 5

○● C A N A D I A N ○●
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[ ] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched Degrassi.

Total: 1

○● A M E R I C A N ○●
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You have had an abortion.
[ ] But love the penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at Wal-Mart.
[ ] You think this survey is rather biased.

Total: 1

○● B E L G I A N ○●
[ ] you grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] you like French fries.
[x] you think Belgian chocolate rules.
[ ] you know that the 'official best beer in the world' is Belgian.
[ ] you speak both Dutch and French
[ ] you like Belgian waffles.
[ ] you call a pub or bar a café.
[ ] you fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[ ] you drive/own a French or German car.
[ ] you have a lot of comments on your government.

Total: 2

○● D U T C H ○●
[ ] you like the colour orange.
[ ] you are a football enthusiast.
[ ] you often go to 'coffee shops'.
[ ] you know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[ ] you tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[ ] you have a cheerful nature.
[x] you like the sea.
[ ] you are good at building/handiwork/projects.
[ ] you tend to favour the megalomania.

Total: 1

GRAND TOTAL: British and German

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Info
[ ] I am shorter than 5'4.
[x] I think I'm ugly sometimes.
[ ] I have many scars.
[ ] I tan easily.
[ ] I wish my hair was a different color.
[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[ ] I have a tattoo.
[x] I am self-conscious about my appearance
[ ] I have/I've had braces.
[x] I wear glasses
[ ] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free
[ ] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[ ] I have more than 2 piercing.
[ ] I have piercing in places besides my ears.
[x] I have freckles.

Family/Home Life
[ ] I've sworn at my parents.
[ ] I've run away from home.
[ ] I've been kicked out of the house.
[ ] My biological parents are together.
[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old
[ ] I want to have kids someday.
[ ] I've lost a child.

School/Work
[x] I'm in school
[ ] I have a job
[ ] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
[x] I almost always do my homework.
[ ] I've missed a week or more of school.
[ ] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years
[ ] I failed more than 1 class last year
[ ] I've stolen something from my job
[ ] I've been fired

Embarrassment
[ ] I've slipped out an "lol" in a spoken conversation.
[ ] Disney movies still make me cry.
[ ] I've peed from laughing.
[ ] I've snorted while laughing.
[ ] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[ ] I've glued my hand to something.
[ ] I've had my pants rip in public.

Health
[ ] I was born with a disease/impairment
[ ] I've gotten stitches/staples.
[ ] I've broken a bone
[ ] I've had my tonsils removed.
[ ] I've sat in a doctor’s office/emergency room with a friend.
[ ] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[ ] I had a serious surgery.
[ ] I've had chicken pox.
[ ] I've had measles

Traveling
[x] I've driven over 200 miles in one day. (2800 miles in a week)
[x] I've been on a plane. (Many times)
[ ] I've been to Canada.
[ ] I've been to Mexico.
[ ] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[ ] I've been to Japan.
[ ] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[x] I've been to Europe. (I live in Europe o-O)
[x] I've been to Africa.

Experiences
[x] I've gotten lost in my city.
[x] I've seen a shooting star.
[x] I've wished on a shooting star
[ ] I've seen a meteor shower.
[ ] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
[x] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[ ] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
[ ] I've been to a casino.
[ ] I've been skydiving
[ ] I've gone skinny dipping.
[ ] I've played spin the bottle.
[ ] I've drunk a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[ ] I've crashed a car.
[ ] I've been Skiing.
[x] I've been in a play.
[ ] I've met someone in person from myspace.
[ ] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[ ] I've seen the Northern lights. (I want to though)
[ ] I've sat on a roof top at night.
[ ] I've played chicken.
[ ] I've played a prank on someone
[x] I've ridden in a taxi.
[ ] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[ ] I've eaten sushi.
[ ] I've been snowboarding.

Relationships
[x] I'm single
[ ] I'm in a relationship
[ ] I'm engaged.
[ ] I'm married.
[ ] I've gone on a blind date.
[x] I've been the dumped more than the dumper.
[ ] I miss someone right now.
[ ] I have a fear of abandonment.
[ ] I've gotten divorced.
[x] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back. (Hasn't everyone?)
[ ] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[ ] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[ ] I've kept something from a past relationship.

Sexuality
[ ] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex, even a worshipful one.
[ ] I've had a crush on a teacher.
[ ] I am a cuddler.
[ ] I've been kissed in the rain.
[ ] I've hugged a stranger.
[ ] I have kissed a stranger.

Honesty/Crime
[ ] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
[ ] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[ ] I've snuck out of my house.
[ ] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[ ] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[x] I've cheated while playing a game.
[ ] I've cheated on a test.
[ ] I've run a red light.
[ ] I've been suspended from school.
[ ] I've witnessed a crime.
[ ] I've been in a fist fight.
[ ] I've been arrested.

Drugs/Alcohol
[x] I've consumed alcohol.
[ ] I regularly drink.
[ ] I've passed out from drinking.
[ ] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[ ] I've smoked weed
[ ] I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
[ ] I've eaten shrooms.
[ ] I've popped E.
[ ] I've inhaled Nitrous.
[ ] I've done hard drugs.
[ ] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[x] I can't swallow pills.
[ ] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem
[ ] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[ ] I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder.
[ ] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
[ ] I take anti-depressants.
[ ] I'm anorexic or bulimic.
[ ] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
[ ] I've hurt myself on purpose
[ ] I've woken up crying.

Death and Suicide
[ ] I'm afraid of dying.
[ ] I hate funerals.
[ ] I've seen someone dying.
[ ] Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
[ ] Someone close to me has committed suicide.
[ ] I've planned my own suicide.
[ ] I've attempted suicide.
[ ] I've written a eulogy for myself.

Materialism
[ ] I own over 5 rap CDs.
[x] I own an iPod or MP3 player. (Not sure where it is though)
[ ] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.
[ ] I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.
[ ] I own something from Hot Topic. (where? o_O)
[ ] I own something from Pac Sun. (again...where? o_O)
[ ] I collect comic books.
[ ] I own something from The Gap.
[ ] I own something I got on e-bay.
[ ] I own something from Abercrombie. (where? o_O)

Random
[ ] I can sing well.
[ ] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[ ] I open up to others easily.
[x] I watch the news.
[ ] I don't kill bugs.
[ ] I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
[ ] I curse regularly.
[ ] I sing in the shower.
[ ] I am a morning person.
[ ] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[ ] I'm a snob about grammar.
[ ] I am a sports fanatic.
[ ] I twirl my hair.
[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name.
[ ] I love being neat.
[x] I love Spam (Monty Python's, that is )
[ ] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day
[ ] I bake well.
[x] My favorite colour is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue, dark red.
[ ] I've worn pajamas to school.
[ ] I like Martha Stewart.
[ ] I know how to shoot a gun
[ ] I am in love with love.
[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[x] I laugh at my own jokes.
[ ] I eat fast food weekly.
[ ] I believe in ghosts.
[ ] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
[ ] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
[ ] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[ ] I am really ticklish.
[x] I love white chocolate
[x] I bite my nails
[x] I play video games.
[ ] I'm good at remembering names.
[x] I'm good at remembering dates.
[x] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
[x] All of those are answered honestly

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